Yay, I just painted my nails and they r so prettiful! Lol. They r a VERY VIBRANT/brite pink with gold and silver hearts on 3 out of 5 fingers on each hand. They look professionally done if I do say so myself… hehe =) and I have decided on an outfit to wear on valentines day already. Ok, im not that pressed, really. I just got bored and really wanna wear sumthin cute n a little stylish… nuthin wrong wit that! So anyway 4 my good grades, dad let me go shopping this weekend. First we hit the mall and I looked at sears and jcpenny. i just got one shirt. Its like red and the sleeves are pink and I have this red/magenta cami that would go perfect underneath. Well anyway then we went to target and kohl’s, and I got… a purple, black and white, and red and black shirts which were all the kind that…. Well, here’s a pic to describe it

like that. the kind w/ 2 layer.  and a pink happy bunny shirt that says “cute but physco.” Omg its so me!! Lol. I wish it just said “cute but crazy” but its totally fine hehe. O yea and I got 1 new pair of jeans. So, im happy now. So 4 V-day im gonna wear the red and pink sleeved one and possibly if its warm enough, my beige “flair” skort. So anyway, enough about that. the super bowl is on. WHYYYY do they call it a SUPER. BOWL.?? I mean how did they come up with that name. its very strange if u think about it. So anyway mom is watching it and whenever there is a good song/halftime/funny commercial I go and watch it. Im not that in2 football but if I had to choose id want the Philly eagles 2 win.

Sigh I had so much homework 2day….  And im still not done so I better go finish it soon. Oh yeah, the mad lib.

On Friday on the bus fruit2o had this mad lib book and was asking me for words to fill one in and I decided to do it all thinkin just bout...boys. So I did. And….. here r the results. Brace yourself. It’s a little perverted. But we LMAO-ed.

Verb: kiss

Plural noun: bottles of perfume and cologne

Adj: sexy

Place: bedroom

Adj: hott

Animal: cat

Adj: tall

Verb ending in “ing”: fucking

Part of body: chest

Exclamation: bring it on!

Silly noise (we cracked up SO BAD): oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Article of clothing: boxers

Adverb: slowwwwly

Adverb: passssionately

Verb: touch

Verb: suck (that was ALL fruit2o)

Verb (past tense): fucked

And now here is the whole madlib.

HOW TO DEAL W/ A TARANTULA

Contrary to popular belief, a kiss from a tarantula is not fatal. But their bottles of perfume and cologne are very sexy, so it’s best to try to avoid these hairy spiders altogether. Tarantulas live in parts of the US and also in bedrooms, and tend to prefer hott climates. Since they’re usually found in deserts or forests, you might encounter one if you’re riding a cut through a tall desert or fucking through the woods (lmao!!!!). If you look down at your chest and spot one, don’t yell BRING IT ON! Or make an oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (groan). Use a stick or a pair of boxers to get it off of your chest. If that doesn’t work, slowly stand up and paassssionately jump up and down. The tarantula will then either touch off you, or suck away. If you realize you’ve been fucked, stay calm. Remember, their bites aren’t deadly!

ps. here are 2 pictures i made for valentines day, its fun!! leave a comment and tell me what u think of them.

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